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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live an…
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Jokes For Grandparents
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1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.... 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old sl…
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Bachelor Jokes
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DREADED WORDS Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home." In The Auto Zone At a bachelor party, one of the groomsmen who is a virgin asks the bachelor if he can give him advice on getting laid for his first time. The bachelor states to just go up to a hot girl who looks easy buy her a drink and ask if she wants to go back to your place to get it on. The bachelor then points to a hot girl who is looking at the virgin groomsman. The virgin goes up to the girl sits down, buys her a drink and proceeds to ask her if she would like to get it on back at his place. The hot girl states "I would like to but I am on my mens…